One more time, if you think I'm going to make an exception for you:

I don't know you, so I'm not going to extend myself for you in any way, shape or form.

Meaning...

I'm not going to trade tapes with you.

I'm not going to sell you tapes.

I'm not going to tell you who does sell or trade tapes because I don't know anyone.
 
 

If you're still reading this, but it hasn't sunk in yet, you may well be a complete and utter moron.

E-mail me, and I'm going to treat you as such.  Which may or may not include a reply beginning with "Dear F***ing Idiot".

So do us both a favor and don't ask me.

Ever.